Grappling hook sales will soar in Mexico.

I wanted to be Jennie Garth, too. I even cut myself some wispy bangs while watching 90210.

Not gonna lie, I'd watch this movie.

There are a few hanging chads who would like to say otherwise.

Oh, and by the way, Congrats!

Talk to your doctor about it. I ended up stopping running by week 12 or so, but that’s what I was comfortable with. I kept swimming and kept cycling (stationary bike) until near the end. I was more comfortable doing those since they were lower impact.

I was doing triathlons up until I got pregnant, so I was in pretty good shape. I often wore a heart rate monitor when I worked out, so I had a pretty good idea of my baseline. But even in the first trimester, when I worked out MILDLY, my HR was crazy high. If I didn't know I was pregnant, I would have thought my HR…

You forgot Buster Highman.

This was how I learned about sex too: from a book with the cross-section. I've still never had any talk whatsoever.

I did both - nursed at home, pumped at work, and both have their pros/cons. The endless cleaning with pumping was the biggest drawback for me. That, and feeling like livestock. Mooooooo!

Been in this exact situation. I also opted for rock tits.

My favorite shopping mall has a small nursing room with a nice comfy rocker and a small table and chairs for the older siblings. Love it.

You are a saint. Your kid should write Mother’s Day cards that say “Thanks for pumping for me on an airplane” for the rest of his/her life.

I started traveling for work right about the time I was starting to wean my daughter, so I could go several hours before pumping. I had a great plan: pump at the hotel before my flight and then nurse as soon as I got home after a two hour flight. But then my flight got cancelled and I had to wait 4 hours for the next.…

First off, the kid’s hungry when the kid is hungry. You can rationalize with an infant: if you can wait until we’re on the plane you can have all the nom nom you want...

I remember going to University of Utah meets (they’ve always had strong gymnastics) and the loving the shit out of every minute. Far more impressive in person.

Oh... I thought Ann Coulter was 105... Evidently I need more coffee.

I'm gonna quote this in the future. Pop music is just so bleh to me.

Video Gaming’s Project Runway. Not Next Top Model. Do you even?

I think there’s an opportunity for a RUE McClanahan/BEA Arthur/O joke in here, but I’m too lazy/tired/drunk to find it.