I always thought that was a headboard, not a door. Huh, learn something new...

I thought Cher’s hashtag was GOP Kill Shop. I'm a little disappointed that's not what it really said.

Fuckin I-states. Who gives a shit, amirite? Corn? Potatoes? Whatever, fatty.

I’d doubt anyone bigger than a B cup has ever worn a bandeau.

If genitals/genitalia float your boat, you should see a doctor about that.

Next thing you’re gonna tell me is I don’t need synthetic-free tampons.

I’ve been known to wash the “slime” off chicken, pat it dry, and go about cooking it. If it smells, it’s gone. Slime itself isn’t a deterrent. No one’s died from my cooking. Yet.

As long as they keep the Michael Landon hair, I'm fine with this.

Seriously. I'm the last person to defend Kim K, but TIME ZONES people. Save the hate.

I recently went to use the family bathroom at target, but found it was occupied, so I dragged my two young daughters into the ladies room instead. (It’s a bit more convenient to be in the family restroom with them both as opposed to the big stall in the women’s room.) I came out of the ladies room just as a young…

Fuck yes! Then when one of my two daughters has to pee (inevitably) in the middle of dinner at a restaurant, dad won't have the excuse not to take them! YAS!

I might get my double-x chromosomes revoked by saying this, but I gotta agree. If the seat is up, put it down. Let's focus our energies on the real inequalities not this toilet seat nonsense.

I’m reading this at work while eating my lunch: Amy’s Organic Mexican Casserole. I’m not wearing suit (casual Friday = jeans and any season-appropriate Ann Taylor top)

Came here to say this. Please don’t sit on the supercar.

I want to hear gossip about Sister Wives too, but I refuse to put in any effort, like say, googling them. Did the first three finally leave Mr. Douchebag?

I think I love you. I have the same dilemma with yoga. Love the stretching. Love the strengthening. Love building balance. Loathe everything else. My “energy” is fine right as it is, thanks.

Republican abortion argument: all human life is precious.

Yes, because there are pot shops everywhere (well, at least the medical shops - recreational pot stores are a bit less common). How would you know what pot shop to choose were it not for the dancing joint?

I'm not against the legalization either. And it is against the law to smoke in public places, but people don't give a shit and/or are quite brazen about it.

Yes.