I think frequent jezebellers like you know what the REAL skating video is.

I have to second period tracker lite. it's awesome. and of course shazam, to identify songs on the radio. BUT the one that amuses me is meme design. for when you want to memify one of your own photos.

I pictured him as a hotter version of Data from Star Trek. which is odd, because I hate Data from Star Trek. It's probably just because Thrawn is so calculating, he is machinelike.

or you could STAR WARS it a million times.

my attraction was based on his personality, the guy is IN CONTROL. does not lose his shit when a battle goes badly. just learns and adjusts. that and he is straight up brilliant.

What's up Saturday Night Social? Soooooooooooo............................ got a weird question, the kind the can only be answered by internet strangers. Does anyone else think Grand Admiral Thrawn is sexy?

you meant "hive mind," yes?

that feeling of "smart is who I am, it's my identity, without that who the hell would i be?" I HAVE TO BE SMART!!!!!

Is it true that coons have loose skin and that is why it's hard for a dog to get a good bite on them?

I think my parents' neighbors may have shot a nonrabid raccoon out of caution. My parents somehow had acquired an orphan coon pup and were trying to raise him. of course he was spoiled, they brought him inside, let him perch on their shoulders, climb up their jeans, etc. He got to eat leftover fruit trays from work…

or if you're feeling crafty, buy a jar of the vegan lip solutions from this company and then also buy some empty tubes and melt it down and pour it on in! https://www.thesage.com/catalog/LipSol…

or if you're feeling crafty, buy a jar of the vegan lip solutions from this company and then also buy some empty…

Shea butter is wonderful, but holy crap don't buy it from L'Occitane! you can just buy plain shea butter and then put a little blob of it in a small tin. they are marking it up like 800% when they sell it to you. http://www.amazon.com/100%25-Unrefin…

Shea butter is wonderful, but holy crap don't buy it from L'Occitane! you can just buy plain shea butter and then…

there's quite a few vegan options. if you google vegan lip balm you will see plenty of results. here is someone's ranking of their favorite vegan choices. https://tastespace.wordpress.com/2013/03/02/the…

there's quite a few vegan options. if you google vegan lip balm you will see plenty of results. here is someone's…

what about nominating... homemade things? I nominate 25% beeswax, 15 % cocoa butter, 20% shea butter, 20% sweet almond oil, and 20% avocado oil.

what about nominating... homemade things? I nominate 25% beeswax, 15 % cocoa butter, 20% shea butter, 20% sweet…

mmmmmmmm eos. I used to think it was too waxy. I WAS WRONG. the waxiness is what makes it actually stay on my mouth. i need the wax! softer ones feel like they just rub right off.

mmmmmmmm eos. I used to think it was too waxy. I WAS WRONG. the waxiness is what makes it actually stay on my mouth.…

that's really strange. I've read online whilst searching out the best recipe (I like to make my own lip balm) that some people react badly to jojoba oil, which is in eos, but if you didn't get the reaction till halfway through the container.... then... ???

that's really strange. I've read online whilst searching out the best recipe (I like to make my own lip balm) that…

I got really good results by lotioning my lips. They peeled and peeled and peeled and one summer day they felt fine... I realized it was the humidity and water is the answer. Chapstick, much as I love it, is oil and wax. lotion is an emulsion of oil and water. so, I lotion periodically all day. I use eos balm before…

I started making my own "list" before I realized this was making fun of another dumb article and not a sincere, in earnest, list. I got two things: something to wear to funerals, something to wear to job interviews. that's it. oh and also a strapless or convertible bra in case of a formal event with a dress that…

fuck one other thing (in addition to those dumbass little ribbon hangy-straps they sew in the waistbands): the skirt/pants hangers without clips, the kind with two horizontal bars that just... clamp together but inevitably clamp too loosely and let go of my skirts. fuck those.

Fuzzy hangers are fantastic. the price is decent in Marshall's or a TJ Maxx. You should do this plan.