you're saying this song was not originally written for the movie Hocus Pocus ? ;)

maybe you could try to fixate on how FUCKING AWESOME IT IS that you are away from him. he sounds horrible. every time you think of something shitty, just reshape that thought into "and it is SO FUCKING FANTASTIC THAT I ENDED IT!!!!!" not sure if this will actually work, but it's what came into my mind.

I read the first one but not fifty shades darker and not fifty shades freed. I figured the summary would be enough for me to get my resolution of how the story ended. it's hilarious how easily i can be pulled into a story, even one that is not particularly good.

I got this idea in my head that I could sub in some baking powder, instead of baking soda, knowing that baking powder was just baking soda with cream of tartar mixed in to neutralize.

yes! flea killer. apparently it's quite a multi tasking little product.

I can't remember where I read this, but I thought conventional/chemical products can be bad for hair growth. I'm trying to get my hairline to creep forward and take back the corners of my forehead, and I'm absolutely sulfate/paraben/everything else Free on my head. I wash my hair with yucca root and don't need…

Stick Em in ya armpits!

the recipe Vangoghsear gave you is a pretty standard concoction. coconut oil with baking soda and a starch (arrowroot or cornstarch,) and sometimes clay powder. some others will add a liquid oil for a softer deodorant, others will include beeswax if it's summer and it's designed for people who don't have AC, but…

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i'm no s and m expert, but my readings on the internet told me that being a dom or sub in the bedroom didn't mean you had to be a dom or sub in the rest of your life. that it could be ONLY your sexual fetish. you didn't have to carry over that dominant or submissive behavior into other aspects of life. then lo and…

I had to google trilobites. that was pretty funny when the image search results came up.

but... skin belongs in an acidic range. the pH of skin will affect its overall health if it's yanked around too much. pH matters.

I thought toner was about restoring the proper pH because so many cleaning products are basic?

well baking soda is alkaline and human sebum is acidic. some people tolerate it better than others but it's no surprise that you can't handle baking soda on your skin. I once read a recipe for homemade deodorant that deliberately left out baking soda. it contained diatomaceous earth, aka fossilized plankton. very high…

what? shut up! i've been making my own deodorant for a while now. it's still weird enough that I'll have to get by on having this in common with internet people... cause no one I know IRL has EVER considered making their own deodorant. i'm pretty excited to see another jezebeller is on the crunchy train!

depends entirely on your skin and hair. if you had terrible skin like I do then it would seem strange to just wear lipstick and not pick up a concealer for the zits. (my solution is to not wear ANY MAKEUP) also if your hair looks hideous then seeing you in red lipstick would be strange.

you can put it on your scalp, although a liquid oil would be better if you intend to shower if off and thus send it down the drain.

lotion. one humid day my chronically peeling lips felt fine, I realized WATER IS THE ANSWER! chapstick is mainly oil and wax. lotion is an emulsion of oil and WATER. water is your friend. sometimes I put Cerave on my lips for a dose of humectants and then carry a little shot glass of water around the house with me so…

Yay! Definitely experiment and see what happens. You'll see some recipes online that don't include a brittle part. Or some that don't have any solid butters at all, they're just liquid oil and wax. As long as the texture feels good to you and the melting point is high enough you can put in a pocket safely.

if you do make chapstick please make sure you don't use any citrus essential oils for flavor. it's tempting because they're so delicious, but they also increase photosensitivity. meaning they increase your chance of sunburn.