Counterpoint: Fuck the goddamn Yankees in their puckered baboon assholes.

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Dude’s 39 years old now, so I don’t know how much zip anyone can realistically expect,

That’s the problem. A situation arises, and people start wanting to get the ball going.

Boston PD knows all about threats from the moon.

good thing the police caught them all both

While yes this whole thing was depressing, let’s remember that this was a win against the Sad Puppies. I’m not interested in mending fences with reactionary bullshit rightwing white dudes who think “real” science fiction is devoid of asking difficult questions of society. Do they think it was a leftwing conspiracy to…

Looking forward to Dez misconstruing the term ‘beat writer’ during his next interaction with David Moore.

The NFL is not the law and should not act like the law!!

Dump in some extra chlorine mom, that pool is all full of ursine now.

“Ok Ok we see it. Christ - just put it down kid!”
-Ace Of Base

Payroll Fucking Champions

oops wrong reply

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

I would like if John Harbaugh lead a nation, its just a pity Joe Flacco would over throw it

“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”

How I loathed that little shit. Never really liked Scooby Doo much at all, but the addition of The Thing That Shall Not Be Named just murdered it for me completely.