The PeterMan’s stats are hilarious, but that quote by whoever that guy from the Jets is is actually pretty inspirational if you think about it.

The Browns will win the new Baker’s dozen this year... 7 games.

I can’t tell which one I like best. It’s like every time I watch it, I’m not hearing the words, I’m just entranced by the images as a grin gets affixed to my face.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

By the way, someone cut together a bunch of different angles of Brady missing that catch in the first half:

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

You are such a moron. MSM isn’t the ingredient that Asians put in Chinese food. MSM is where the Knicks/Rangers play their home games stoopid.

I, for one, am just disappointed Crimson Peak isn’t a movie about the infighting of a submarine crew that is trying to escape a volcano in Oregon.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

That's a clown funeral, bro.

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

Is there a rule against swallowing the football like a leather pill so that you don’t fumble it onto the ground and cause your teammates to be sad? If no, why aren’t more Movement Backs and Catchers swallowing the pill when they receive a boon from the Manager of Tosses? I’m just not sure swallowing quarters will make…

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

Is that a winky face, or did Jason lose his eye too?

Praise be to Jesus for making the bad juice stop flowing into my sin mouth. I will make hits for Christ until the October crown blooms on New York’s golden head.

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.