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Snacktastic Part III: the Return of the Spatula
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Ok this got longer than I expected, and took over an hour but here we go.

What makes you think I’m Canadian?

If it truly were, you would have said yours was the grittiest.

Not new or questionable. It’s been around a few decades, and was originally applied to cowboys in film.

I love grits! With shrimp!

Don’t forget “bootstraps”! A favorite among people born rich, male and white!

I was really expecting something about gumption.

On the other hand, most Germans weren’t on board with actual genocide either circa late 1930s, and yet it happened. Hence, I regularly find the ones who will quietly let this shit slide for their pockets’ sake juuuust a little more frightening than the ones that are screaming for it.

Honestly, I’m not sure that it is gaining power. I realize this may be a hot take interpretation of the data, but it’s entirely possible that this baloney just looks like it’s gaining power because the small band of crazies is really scared, and really energized, about how their world is disappearing.

You make that sound like the people that make up “the left” aren’t the ones who are the targets of the right’s hatred and oppression. Or are you one of those charming idiots who only see white men?

Cackling. Love the insulting nickname for Depp.

I thought Colin Farrell was the best actor in the FB film. When I saw his face turn into Depp’s, I was like “motherfucker.” One of my friends said they should have just cast Colin as Grindewald since he can do that low key menacing, intense vibe very well.....

Look, I’m aware of some of the possible negative implications, but sometimes in the midst of it all you gotta laugh to keep from crying.

Art of the deal amirte. He did this with the whole Hamilton controversy. Just a cover to do some shady deals. I gotta give it to trump he’s a lot smarter than he sounds.

I hope this is the beginning of our civil rights movement. Especially with Trump coming into power, we need to band together.

“Good news, Ms. Tequila, your security clearance has been approved!”

It’s too hard to figure out who is the worst out of all of these people.

They chose to ignore his history and believe what he said because he promised to keep out Mexicans and Muslims. That’s more important!