That’s what I’m getting from this. Going away to college is a tough transition for kids and their parents. And just because she’s a mom doesn’t mean she isn’t human; it’s natural that she would be struggling with her own hurt feelings at this. She should take a step back, give herself some time to acknowledge those…

I agree - this post is way over the top. Barring some dysfunctional family backstory, the adult child owes the parents polite behavior (returning calls, being nice) just as much as the parents owe the adult child polite behavior. Unless the adult child wants to break away from her parents entirely - including…

one time i had a dream that i had slept with bob saget.

Here is my favorite: If you live long enough, you’re going to die of something.

I lived in Farmington for a few years and enjoyed receiving candy tossed by the giant beaver mascot. And the school bus wearing ear muffs.

And she wore camo pants and flip flops, so I bought camo pants and flip flops.

Good call on skipping Emma Roberts’ fight club. She bites.

Poor Yolanda. Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make everyone you know go on the Master Cleanse.

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

The enemy of my enemy is my frenemy.

Hey now, don’t insult cats like that. Or laser pointers.

It’s worked for them for the minimum wage argument because why should burger flippers make as much as EMTS. It’s worked for the refusing Syrian refugees argument because our American veterans should come before those dirty Muslims, so why not this?

Absolutely. In addition, Vader isn't senior enough in the Empire for an accurate comparison. Palpatine all the way (and I include all 6 movies).

Not to mention he has LESS than 0% style points. Wherein as evil as Vader was, totally had style.

Accurate.

And the blonde hair & the slightly attractive yet bland facial features. For sure the dead eyes seal the deal, though.

Can I buy whatever you’re on from you? Please?

That’s pretty durn thirsty.

Shh. He might tell us where he got the acid.