Ugh Jesus

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

See? This is why the Bills don’t bother winning the Super Bowl. Less jewelry to hand out. Less drama.

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

Police have yet to release almost any details about the body, except that he is male and not Jenkins.

Sometimes my friends and I get around to watch a snuff film, which sounds awful, but you really should listen to the zingers my bros come up with. You...you really have to be there, because it’s all just satire, man. It’s just so outrageous. Like this one time...hold on, I’m trying not to laugh. We watched an old…

You’re asking if Doctor Who has a following of fans that are interested in panel interviews with the shows stars and creators? Yes. It has a few fans.

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

Makes me glad to be an Eagles fan.

Someone on Facebook posted a long screed about how they know the driver, and they have a history of mental illness, and that the driver “wouldn’t hurt a flea”.

He called her and said, “did you do this?” or “oh fuck, they caught you!”

This is Feinberg/James Comey level brilliance.

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

It’s a long time since they elected any of their 3 socialist mayors.

Milwaukee sure doesn’t mean “the good land” anymore.

Hopefully Richie racked that dumbbell afterwards, I don’t want to think he’s an asshole or anything.

Typical exchange on LynxedIn.

That’s why 11/22/63 ended so well. His son helped him come up with the way to wrap it up.

I’ve been on an major Stephen King kick for the last couple of months. Since the start of the year I’ve read It, The Stand, The Shining, Cell, Salem’s Lot, From a Buick 8, Misery and I’m now working my way through the Dark Tower Series, I’m on Book 4. (It was fun when they crossed into the world of the Stand!)

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.