That’s cute that you think young “Democrats” are responsible for this nonsense.

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

I have a running tally. This is reason #193,782 why I’ll never attend another NFL game again.

“From its music to its food to its sports teams and even its goddamned history, New England has exploited imported talent and effort, yet acts like it’s baked into the very fabric of the area.”
You’re aware of how culture works, right? Save the time and just say “New England is like everywhere.”

as entertaining as watching an feather-haired old man get a handjob. 

Get this feel goody shit out of here man. WE CAME TO HATE.

I’ll buy food from a Sheetz, but it has been 10 years since I’ve bought gas there.

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

I was not aware of this. Guess I have to sign up now, I always love bringing old material to a new audience.

Dropping a ‘fuck’ or ‘shit’ in frustration is no longer news. It’s just vocabulary, but CNN would like to get a news cycle out of it.

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

The USWNT already has Megan Rapinoe to provide strong leadership, but I guess Hope Solo could create a good cop/bad cop situation. After all, it usually takes more than one officer to get Hope Solo in cuffs.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

It’s fine and the people who complain about it are much more annoying than the thing itself.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

Remember when the President ran on a platform of closing the ties between government and lobbyist?

Man you Trump supporters are fucking idiots.

While they’re at it can they remove the scene where the kid gets sodomized with a broken off broom handle?