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To be fair, I don’t think Ron Wood has been aware of anything since he joined the Stones in ‘75

Problem with a hanging notice is that people won’t read it. Espiecally not the parents of young children because they are contantly overwhelmed and inwardly focused. The motto of the parents of young children generally seems to be “fuck your rules, I have kids to take care of and therefore am more important.”

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.

Ginger beer doesn’t come out of the spray gun at your local dive.

I’ll be honest. I’d be horrified of some of the shit I believed and/or did from 2000-2005 was exposed to the wider world. For example, I once considered Bill O’Reilly a personal hero. I don’t think that makes me a bad person in the here and now.

Ehhhhh, I wasn’t either, but neither were my parents. Tons of parents ARE racist shitbags, and I dunno if I would have been one in high school if mine were. As long as he doesn’t do any more of this shit going forward, I’m willing to give him a pass on this.

I support Yeti because, unlike the other coolers mentioned, they get my affinity for cryptozoology.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

Davis > Embiid > Towns/Gobert (both dominant on one end of the ball, occasionally catastrophic on the other) > Cousins > Jokic > Drummond > Howard > Getting run over by a car > Whiteside

The fact you don’t mention ticks suggests either you don’t live in the northeast or you don’t get out near the woods much.

As a flyers fan, I agree. Outside of Provy and Ghost, the D is very awful. And they have so many bad goalies. Hopefully all those young D guys in the system make and stick with the big club this next season. They’ve got a young goalie coming that is either going to be Carey Price or absolutely terrible. Since it’s the…

Gudas will be a Coyote soon.

Hot take: The Pens aren’t that good. The Flyers are just much much worse.

Sorry, but Pop is a goddamned national treasure. Nic Cage found a map to his house on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

But bank robbers and murders are sentenced differently...i mean you’re kind of making the point you seem to be against.

Bill is spelled B-I-L-L, not B-E-N.

Nothing is ever as good when you try to re-Heat it, so I’m gonna say zero.

Next step: hire little people as teachers so that the bats seem normal size.