Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

A Rand acolyte continuing to nurse at the govt. teat. Checks out.

He could stack the box though.

Unabomer couldn’t tackle for shit.

Make a video that makes me look like I have friends!

Long Live Gawker!

Flyers Fans Dismayed To Learn Gabe Kapler Also In Charge Of NHL Competition Committee

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

Robert Plant & Jimmy Page

No, just Fultz. Get him the fuck off the court.

Before anyone wastes time engaging with the “Durr, Clay’s right!” crowd, know that at least a couple of them are dismissing threads when they’re made to look like clowns. Because they’re very honest and interested in discussion, not just racist assholes trying to justify something they know is wrong.

It was for me. It was huge when I was first getting into sports. Before Space Jam, those were the go-to sports movies for the boys I knew.

Damn, I dunno. I do this too, but I’m not gonna say I’ve censored myself every time I ever sang along with a rap song, in private. I was 15 once.

No, I think it was stupid, just that your comparison is more stupid because one is a thing people do on a daily basis (singing along to music) and the other is something I’ve never seen done ever beyond theater and sketch productions.

Do you act out scenes from movies ever (except the occasional comedy one liner)? Not unless you are a theater actor. Is singing along to a song something pretty much everyone does? Yes. To compare them is ludicrous. Not that they should be singing along, but the comparison might make you more dumb than them.

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!

Hahaha.

This doesn’t make them bigots.