Just seemed like a rookie pressing the issue. Even still, he made a couple of those acrobatic shots he was known for in college. He’ll get it with more reps, I hope.

Yeah, like, every job I’ve ever had. It’s called a probationary period.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

I know Rusty Hardin is a famous and accomplished attorney, but his name still sounds like a supporting cast member of “The 13th Man in Your Mom, Vol. 6".

Dewey Cox & Darlene Madison - Let’s Duet

Pavement launched my 20s. It was a good time. Summer babe.

All your life you’ve never seen a woman taken by the wind...

Why don’t you go fuck yourself?

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

This story is so wild you could knock me over like I was a geriatric paraplegic security guard.

I got this one wrong. I didn’t think they’d come together this quickly, particularly on defense. Figured they’d be just on the outside looking in one more year.

counterpoint: as an adult male, I’m capable of using the bathroom without pissing all over my hands.

I remember the one where he spends the whole episode claiming he’s a tough guy, Wendy takes him up on the fight offer, he tries to get out but then gets seven shades of shit beaten out of him by her.

Or the one with Wendy, where he talks big in public and begs not to go through with it in private...and then has his ass handed to him.

Well I suspect people are gonna crucify the driver, but I bet anybody would space out after riding around for an hour or two without touching the controls.

Sister Jean is not my lover.

in this case, he was spicy like a filet-o-fish!

12th man hates 13th amendment.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

She died doing what she loved: slut shaming Katy Perry.