Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

Wait, is this only for PC users? What if you have a Mac?

“How can someone who went to Brown be racist?”

“I bet you also thought the n-word once before too. You’re the REAL RACIST.”

Let’s kick it over to “Je-waterMELEon-Hill”

I’ve got five bucks saying this was it.

Yeah it’s hella funny and if you want to beg to differ so hard you may want to get the fuck off this website and probably off the internet altogether

There’s a beef stewing.

But it is a sandwich

This whole thing could have been avoided had Smith just stepped back and taken a deep broth…

A one game suspension seems fair for detrilentil conduct.

An alternative headline: “J.R. Smith Has No Chili”.

“GODDAMMIT, J.R., PUT ON YOUR SHIRT!”

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

The internet doesn’t owe anyone a vow of silence. Team Ley all the way.

Spoiler Alert: The show sucks donkey dick nowadays.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Zaza, no!

How were the refreshments?

I liked him as Jordan’s brother in Scrubs who died of cancer. It was a phenomenal episode.

The scene in George of the Jungle where George runs with the horses was a very important moment for my early womanhood, so I have always had a soft spot for Brendan Fraser. I also like Bedazzled and Blast from the Past without any irony.