The only things Inner Harbor worth attending are The Cheesecake Factory and aquarium. Congrats.

I’ve tweeted about my poops 4 times in the last week. World leaders shouldn’t have the sort of power I have.

This is all I could think of.

I must have liked it a couple years ago, but at some point I changed my mind.

Touche!

He really can do it all.

Important note: I don’t care if the officiating was actually bad or not. No one cares. Get over yourselves.

Huh. Lance Stephenson is back on the Pacers? Neat.

The NFL is so thirsty.

Happy Happy Weekend all.

(Investigators corner a young freshman in the library) “Listen. I’d never want to get Alyssa into any trouble. (blankly stares at some books) I love her. So you guys can just...just screw off because I’m not telling you a thing.”

“Sure, you weren’t shaking more than pom-poms Alyssa? Did you front handspring your way into something you couldn’t handle?!”

I’ve been waiting for a Law and Order/Bring it On crossover.  

I wash my legs just so they don’t feel left out.

Twin engine motorboat.

They also come in various shapes and sizes so just because one doesn’t look exactly like the normal Deer Tick, don’t write it off as “just some bug” like my mom did when we found one prancing around our inclosed patio.

Even if he was its not like that poisons the food that goes into those people mouths. Get ahold of yourself, Palin.

Surprised I didn’t hear a peep out of Drake on this. I’m sure UNC’s locker room had at least one TV with the game on.

No Metallica? These babies are nerds.