He was willing to sell-a-bit....to leave.

Subtle Rondo diss.

Steph Furry.

Staff writer: Shit, I need a headline for my This is Us article.

Who says it was rhetorical? Thanks for doing the heavy lifting!

I don’t get whey they’re called nun-chucks. They should be called two-chucks.

“I’d like to consult Greg on 49th street as my third party. Knock three times SLOWLY and ask for a box of thin mints and two boxes of samoas. Don’t look him in the eye or go into his house. If he asks if you want to see his nun-chucks say no.”

Oprah gave away a million cars, gift bags, and other goodies and she only has one tape? Now is not the time to be stingy Oprah!

NHL is weird this year.

They should scrap the show premise and have Eric (Kyle Kinane) and Bertie (Claudia O’Doherty’s) move in Eric’s mom’s house.

Denouncing seems like an easy stock word for Conway. Pronouncing seems hard for Spicer.

Adler: It wasn’t racist. I meat Guerrilla. Like Guerrilla warfare.

Obit: Esther never married although many a man attempted to court the wealthy woman. When asked to indulge these men she stated, “I ain’t talkin to you broke bitches, I got money now.”

This is just an observation of my own area over the past 12 or so years.

Bryan should win an Oscar for this.

“Ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no valley low enough, ain’t no river wide enough, to keep me from keeping you from getting to me now babe.”

We have reporters on the ground in Chad. Let’s take a look

I believe that the Ryan brothers have left a bad taste in everyones mouths when it comes to legacy coaches.

Me being a Pats hater aside, I think both teams called turd sandwiches of a game. Even with how fun it was to watch.

Unless they somehow fuck everything Kyle Shanahan unfucked. It took Matt Ryan 2 years and like 5 stud offensive players to get to this point. Hopefully they can try to keep some of the same stuff because God damn they were fun to watch.