Bubble. Bursted.

Every other writer is green with envy.

Because of the bad pun or because our days with them are numbered?

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

“I’ll always be a fan *cough* of watching you throw interceptions for another team *cough*”

Can we put, “Ability to anticipate failure” on our resumes?

I’m an Eagles fan that lives close to the Steelers side of the state so I’ve to put up with Wiz Khalifa listening, bumble bee jersey wearing douche butts shitting on me whilst shoving their third pastrami sandwich into their toothless gullets. (Primanti’s is an awful restaurant)

You don’t want an agent that calls you dude.

Chad couldn’t apart his tide.

Jay Cutler looks like turtle constantly trying on new shells.

All the Packers fans look so degrated. It was a gouda idea to cancel though.

He’s slowly turning that place into pulp.

Next time they’ll think twice about trying to reserve seats.

What is the biggest argument you’ve gotten into with a commenter on your article?

if you could be the spokesman for one product, what would it be?

What’s the worst/most embarrassing thing you’ve drunkenly done that other people had to inform you on the next day (as in you blacked or browned out)

How was your babbling brook expedition Burneko?

I like to imagine the best stripper goes out in front of all the patrons and tosses glitter in the air Lebron style.

*enters stadium*

Ain’t called with Windy City for nothin.