At the Watt’s nature mansion

If I don’t see a monkey swiftly carrying a golfball off of the course to have sex with it while a chubby golfer chases it with his club, then we’ve been right all along in saying that the games should be canceled.

Heard he’s got a new sponsor with McDonalds when he unveils the McPick 6.

Wacky and El Señor Detestable on 590, The Sports Holocaust.

Eyeballs don’t miss dust.

Should I buy Zubaz? I think I’m gonna buy Zubaz.

Bear vs Gorilla. Who wins?

Have you ever done a live Deadcast? If not would you consider doing one?

If you could fart in any deadspin staffers face, whose face would it be?

Have you read the Expanse series? I just finished Leviathan Wakes and thought it was pretty good.

Drew and Barry must fight to the death. Drew is equipped with a spatula, Barry has, I dont know, a sock full of nickels. who wins?

Has anyone started Last Chance U on netflix yet?

Who want’s to quit and open a table store in Buffalo this football season?

I remember watching a special on Box jellyfish on Animal Planet as a kid, ya know like a cool kid would do, and going to the beach weeks after. I told anyone who would listen about these sea sociopaths (seaciopaths) and probably saved 10 lives and ruined 10 vacations.

Bulls, “Ahhhh fuck it. He’ll look nice next to Jimmy and Franklin the Turtle.”

No offense taken. I don’t know if they sent them or not but I assume those dumb idiots did. It was an awful idea no matter how well I could draw crayon flames.

I remember in second grade they made us do sympathy cards to send to first responders and family of the deceased. Every kid, and I mean every kid, drew in crayon pictures of the towers exploding and the front said, “Sorry”. We had our class reunion last year. None of us work at Hallmark.

Fuck. http://www.star-registration.com I’ll name it Fozberry. +1

Where are the Bills fans that made the sex inbetween the cars? I demand a write in!