I’d rather see Raleigh get a team over Charlotte. With Durham and Chapel Hill, there is plenty of population and the Triangle is growing like crazy as well. The Durham Bulls are very well supported and with three ACC baseball schools, there is a lot of baseball support here. There’s been highly speculated talk of…

well he does host Cumtown

Counterpoint: Lord Stanley’s Cup belongs to America now, and the more teams south of the Mason-Dixon line that win it the better. Let us instead celebrate the surprising Carolina Hurricanes, currently sitting on top of the Metropolitan.

Louisville should just send him this in response:

He needs to grow a beard or something.  He looks like Jeffrey Tambor with late-onset progeria.  

Why should I trust his judgement over my own? I’ve never played or really watched tennis, but I have a specific construct in which I am correct in all things. People should listen to me, the protagonist of reality.

Who among us hasn’t sipped on a paperbag tallboy in a park, turned to their buddy and put $10 on the tall kid to strike out the side, and then screamed “Get off the field number 8, you fucking piece of shit.” when he gets absolutely lit up?

Damn. I lost $100 on that decision, although I earned back $20 on a parlay for writ of certiorari and another $10 on the number of authors of the majority’s decision.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

You’re missing the point. A barista who spends most of her work day on her feet serving other people put music on for herself and for the guests. It might have been a radio station or a mix. She wasn’t actively selecting which songs to broadcast. A customer objected to the lyrics of the song that was playing. The…

Sadly, there isn’t.

Speaking as someone who likes neither rap nor heavy metal - yeah, you’re a Nancy Grace-haircut come to life. You’re the phrase “let me speak to your manager” taken shape as a person.

You suck.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “GOOGLE ME!”... and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”

You...you know what this blog is, right? This is what Deadspin readership wants.

He should have been wearing some sort of hand protection to prevent this type of injury. But, as they say, “no glove, no Love”.

Stephen Chamfer and Dillon Fillet are being interviewed for the position.

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Certainly leading the league in OPP now.

“Drink a beer and listen a baseball game or something.”