Toto was then overheard saying:

Ah but you see, I’ve already had fun driving it. Checkmate, atheists.

I intend on having a great time with it, thanks!

no the beefy tow mirrors make me feel like a real man

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Nice self-burn.

Placed on the DL for not even being mad, actually laughing too hard.

wears Chief Wahoo mask in dugout because “protesters are the real racists”

If I were the Rays’ fan, this would be enough to get me to keep not going to games.

Feels more like a self-own.

the site escalated its tactics and deployed in-house lawyer Mark Marin to figure out some kind of agreement. The first offer was... a $50 gift card to Barstool’s store.

Zaxby’s is some phony-ass down-home interloping crap. I only go there when my mother wants me to bring her a salad.

Udderly ridiculous.  How diary

My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

Counterpoint, Isuzu Trooper:

Just think how good his very tall son, Antetokounmpo Antetokounmpo is going to be.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

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