Gas Station Fight in NC

La Cucaracha!

My neighborhood has two rival bird gangs (1 robin and 1 grackle) that fight over the glossy privet on my property line. The grackles shit on my cars and the robins shit on my neighbor’s cars.

The rise of HOAs is a function of higher density development. Development is a for-profit business which drives developers to maximize density (more houses=more money). By maximizing density on a given tract of land, local environmental protection ordinances are triggered which require storm water control devices and…

I guess as a small dig at the Northeast from a “Non-Traditional Hockey Market” and the new owner seems to really relish going against all of the leftover Karmanos baggage.

They mostly just wear them when they play Boston as a troll.

Shout out to Western Ave Bo-han-glaze! The hangover stop of all walks, from Buck Jones to Boylan.

919 - ain’t no crime

Duke’s or GTFO

The guy who got the RBC Center built, Wendell Murphy, is like THE hog producer of North Carolina and is also a major donor to NCSU, whose basketball program also uses the arena.

Vomitoria or verticilatta over glabra all day!

American Holly is dope! It also supports those strange brown butterflies and it even has its own special bee!

The obsession with Africa is funny, but Rosanna is far and away the best song on that album. 

He’s in the ABC crowd.

Is there a Chapel Hill version of the vibe at the PR after a State win? I feel like it is the only time I don’t mind being in an enclosed space with more than five college students.

A dog’s weight is carried 60-40 on their front legs, so a front missing paw makes it harder for them to get around. An old roommate of mine has a pitbull with a missing front paw and she has to hop everywhere. She can run pretty fast, but changing direction usually causes her to wipe out. My girlfriend’s dog is a…

Coming home from an extended beach camping weekend, I was sunburned, hung-over, and the car was fully loaded with all my gear. I was pulled over for speeding in one of those towns where the speed limit suddenly drops from 55 to 35. The cop was going through his rigmarole and I handed over my license and registration,…

The Panthers in ‘09 had both DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart rush over 1100 yards.

My girlfriend and I drank a good bit of red wine last night with some friends, and she ended up with maniacally purple mouth and my teeth were only slightly tinged. Why is red wine so inconsistent with weird mouth staining?