tebow’s political beliefs kept him in the league despite his ability.

Yeah, I think he would be a pretty significant upgrade over Derek Anderson as the backup Panthers’ QB, plays a similar style as the starter, and would be a valuable addition to the team if it’s on a backup-level contract. From all indications he’s well-liked in locker rooms and has a great deal of character. I would…

“Overly respectful” is sucking up. Overly means more than is necessary. A dude whose job is sitting in a car and earning money by ticketing people for going 10 miles an hour over the speed limit isn’t a hero. One can be polite, but nothing warrants being overly polite. I’m sure they get that routine every day anyway.…

The definition of a leader to the media and fans: A player who wins, if the player is black, he also needs to win but also be humble.

Cam Newton took a team to the Super Bowl with Ted Fucking Ginn as his WR1. That shouldn’t get you the MVP that should get you canonized.

“He’s not a real leader.”

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

Which current Deadspin staffer would make it furthest on American Ninja Warrior?

My co-worker completed his first triathlon last April and hasn’t shut up about it since. Which Deadspin staffer’s athletic achievement has bored the ass off the greatest number of people?

That’s the thing about fedoras. They almost always end up looking fucking ridiculous.

Today in Alternate Future History:

If you don’t recognize ______ is a haughty dipshit as a honorarily patented Drew-ism you need to go home and get your fucking shinebox.

You’re wrong.

*trigger warning/spoiler alert*

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…

“American Cities, Listed Randomly”

Even “honkies” has almost no effect. You really want to make white Americans experience what it feels like to be the victim of a stereotype based purely on the color of their skin, make a shirt with a white cartoon face that says “Racists”.

I guess you could say that the Cardinals and their fans are like Trump in that they seem to thrive off negative media attention. Well, that and the overt racism.