smutko1138
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smutko1138

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

It’s cool to dunk but it’s rude to require your family to suspend your corpse (once you die because we all will) in mid-air like as if your corpse was still dunking

Sad burner man publishes thoughts on Kinja.

Commentator writes something.

I’m with you on the cigars, but going back to the broseph list — are there really people out there who don’t like Jason Statham? I’m sure I don’t want to know them.

THIS is what Magary comes up with for JezSpin2016?

Rudy sucked balls.

*whispers* holy. shit.

You know, it’s strange that millennials are always being dubbed as the “everyone gets a trophy” generation when Rudy—fucking RUDY—is considered one of the most inspirational stories to come out of the ’70s. This is quite literally the story of a bad football player who gets to play for an elite team simply because he

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

I am so tired of all the NFL players dating each other openly and having sex with each other before during and after all their matches. I miss the days when a quarterback would marry his favorite football and then stay married to it until the football had sex with a referee and the quarterback had to throw them both

Yes.

Oh do a post about what they wear after the games! You can start with Russ:

I don’t know. Obviously there are some beautiful looks here. But I feel like some of the lipstick choices could be bolder. Have they never heard of a splashy red lip?

The Sixers are not an NBA team, even Jezebel knows that.

Why would they be fired? I think you are the only person here that doesn’t love this. Stop being such a whiner, or you might miss everything cool and die angry.

First they came for our sportz blog and I said nothing. Then they came for our videogamez blog and I still said nothing. Then they came for our vroom vroom blog....

great q JR