February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

I’m with you. I think they both despise each other but she’s just as greedy, ruthless & proud as any other Trump.

I’m on my lunch break eating a plate of chips with melted cheese on them. You can take your fat shaming elsewhere.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Daily fucking reminder:

I am dumb and thought it was all real.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

Not feeling that beard. He looks like a marmot.

Don’t forget Jamie Dornan’s magical accent, it appears and disappears throughout the film.

Nothing cements a bond like simulated anal.

Honestly, the only reason to watch these movies is for the pleasure of watching two people who clearly lothe each other pretend to be in a sexy, passionate love affair.

Yeah this is shade.

Honorable Judge Brown, I have been waiting since Tuesday to post this for your consideration. Be it shade?

That was my first thought. It was pretty distasteful.

You’re right, and thank you. This article gave me huge secondhand embarrassment for Bobby - this wasn’t nearly as clever or precious as he thought it was.

I dunno, seems worth more concern than a bunch of puns. How terrible and absolutely frightening for her. :(

He’s a mystery wrapped up in an enigma!

I LITERALLY IRL know one of Rob Lowe’s former assistants who lives here in Santa Barbara and I can guarantee none of that sounds true, she basically had nothing but good things to say and she insists that she was treated like family for the years she worked with him.

New fusion genre : new mom drug addict memoirs! She’s pretty, blonde, on drugs....AND A MOM 😱