Meh I got a “public indecency”ticket doing this, try explaining that to petential dates who google you (not that I really give a fuck, maybe a great way to weed out the squares).

And Seattle.....

Hillary?

Walter helping me move

I’m so sorry for your loss.

I wish she hadn’t used poor grammar, it made me lose some respect for her. Isn’t she supposed to be a genius and she doesn’t know the difference between their, there and they’re?

Wait does this mean we won’t have 500 Days of Kristen??!!!

Unless you are Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odam

I’m also in DC count me in!

My mother “I may be fat and can lose weight, but you will always be ugly.” Yeah, my sister can have her ashes.

I laugh every time I pass this sign

I have horror stories every night, too many to list!!

Is that Fred Perry polo Taylor is wearing in the pic with Ed Sheeran? Hmm...

You are the reason I’m so glad I work at a restaurant that has a livable wage and discourages tips. You sound like a jerk that puts servers through hell for your measly $5

I really wish these breeders would just go away

No THAT is the one story I believe!!

I had one coworker call out because she had by been exposed to freon poisoning by her leaky AC unit. Apparently her pet hamster also died from this, so tragic!

If the pay from your job sucks so bad go get a job as a server!

I'm a server and honestly I wouldn't mind if someone came in and couldn't tip me that was on a fixed income. What does piss me off is this entitled douchebag that wrote this article.

I was thinking the same thing