Not enough.

Yes! I hope they never breakup and die together listening to Spice Girls records on vinyl.

They’re my definition of #couplegoals.

Who knew the face of evil was so... goofy.

It’s classic dictator chic. Look familiar? (Ivanka’s practically in Evita’s exact dress!)

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Looks like he’s out of control with the KFC, too.

It’s so obvious this gross man has won control of the White House. I wonder how much longer Priebus is going to stick around.

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

Bush actually read quite a lot! Something like two books a week. That’s right: Trump makes George W. Bush look like a fucking academic.

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

Now they’re doing the same exact fucking thing.

...and he and his team are using a private server now.

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails.

Or Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s “winter White House” in Warm Springs, which he shared freely with fellow polio victims who went there for therapy and recovery. What a chump!

Yes.

“Winter White House”?

He’s already planning his first vacation there for Feb 3rd, per the NY Times. I wonder if the the “OBBUMMER PLAYED TOO MUCH GOLF!” people will comment on that in a similar fashion?

Well on the bright (?) side, it’ll be underwater in a few years’ time with the current administration’s energy and climate policies...