The entire Washington Post newsroom saw it happen because it was right outside the window. The police kept denying it even as reporters were like, “Uhhhh we have footage/bleeding ears.”

I need a legit flow chart of everything Trump / the Government is doing wrong, updated by the hour.

Does anyone want to turn this into a website with me?

Imprison journalists, key step in the dictators handbook.

Normal, non-bizarro world stuff.

The new’s networks ratings are down and everything is boringly sane and normal?

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

Thank you for this. A woman isn’t lacking in agency just because she’s making decisions you don’t agree with. I might concede that she’s in over her head, but to cast her as someone so blank that she can’t muster up the power to make her own decisions is a disservice to both her, and other women like her. Just because…

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen probably just lie down in bed together, limbs intertwined and drag people on twitter. That’s the dream

No seriously, she and John are the most entertaining celeb couple:

She would have been such a good president.

Utterly OT, but I don’t even care.

Organize my people? As though as a white woman, all other white women are my people? Not only is that statement is not in any way helpful to the progressive cause (as white women are not given magical powers to convince the worst of white society to change their minds), it also serves to create a false division…

Help. I can’t breathe. AM DEAD.

Seeing trump is like seeing my ex, who is an abuser and a psychopath.

Resigning would be the best thing to happen to his businesses:

She clearly hates him. My theory? She tried to get out when she realized all the work that the First Lady needs to do. But he threw the prenup in her face and told her, if you leave now, you walk away with nothing but your kid. And as a mother, how would she be able to support her son or provide him the opportunities…

People have noticed that the Cheeto left her behind when he entered the White House, abandoning her for the Obamas to guide gently inside.

Oh daaaamn.

Here’s another angle:

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?