Ugh but basically unreadable. Is this a generation gap thing? Because I am sure I read lots of millennial writing and this I just couldn’t. Sorry. I am sure Amy is a delightful person. But no.

me:

I’m really pissed at his post-Women’s March tweet. “...we just had an election. Why didn’t these people vote?” Hey, Donnie! We did and almost 3 million didn’t vote for you!

My parents always taught me that phrase was never trust anyone who says trust me, except your mom and dad.

Starred for Mike Penis. Genius.

Starred for Mike Penis.

Never trust someone who uses the phrase “trust me”.

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

April 15th is a Saturday this year. I’d love to have protests across the country demanding release.

Seems like a good idea to me.

She should stop being such a fucking idiot then. Might help.

‘We didn’t copy the cake, the media doctored the images of the cake to make the administration look bad.

“Great, only three inches of the cake is usable, too?”

Christ, what an asshole.

I 100% believe that he didn’t consider her or Barron in his decision to run for President. I also believe the reports about Barron being on the autism spectrum and that is why they aren’t moving to DC. I don’t think any of his family is on his radar unless they can do something productive for him. (Hence declining the…

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.