Please be safe.

No, but guns help. Thanks for playing.

I don’t care what she does, fuck Jill Stein right in the ear.

Im fairly flat chested. Since obviously I can’t be a ten, it seems like something he would hate to see. Me wearing his face on my 4 at best chest.

Continuing her grift?

The Gawker.com archive fund.

Well, isn’t that that cat’s pajamas?

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

I feel so bad for her. My heart just breaks thinking about how hard she worked and how she must feel. And the Obamas. Can you imagine Michelle having to even think about those miscreants walking around the White House? One of the most beloved First Families is leaving us, and we get Nouveaux Riche Trash People moving…

Last night I was at a bar in DC and when Trump won some state this guy with a group of Galludet students (a deaf university in DC) started doing a victory dance. I gave him a nasty look because what else can you do? Some minutes later he won another state, and three of his friends gleefully began doing Nazi salutes. I…

Nothing makes me more sick to my stomach than the thought of the first black president having to smile and cede the White House to the chosen candidate of the KKK.

I remember when Obama won and Republicans refused to work with him on anything, refused day 1, and made it their goal to oust him in the first term.

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

Guys, in the lead up to this election, I read so many articles about the Nader effect in 2000 and how we can’t let that happen again. And yet here we are. This is fucking bullshit.

Are we supposed to hate this? I liked it. Eh.

Obama interacting with babies...like I really love him for a lot of reasons but seeing a guy with all that power who has such genuine interactions with children is just....dammit I’m gonna miss him!

I’m trying to think of this stuff as an extinction behavior. When you are trying to train your dog not to steal stuff off the kitchen counter, and you follow your trainer’s instructions and reprimand and redirect the dog every time he/she tries it, there comes a point in the training where your dog gets desperate. …

So it’s actually rape that makes you go blind, not masturbation.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.