I just can’t. I was born in San Francisco; my parents live there, today.

Five years ago my family and I moved to a quieter part of town. When we moved in our neighbors were long time Chinese immigrant families, Russian immigrant families, Irish immigrant families, and old time San Francisco families, mostly working class. Now my neighbors are driving Maseratis, Porsches, and Big Old Audis.…

Seriously. I hate-follow her on Instagram and the amount of grammar and spelling mistakes are unbelievable. It’s like a 13 year old with bad education is posting instead of her. She literally can’t finish a sentence without a plethora of mistakes. Maybe she is too vain to wear reading glasses and can’t make out the…

I saw Madonna at Coachella when she played a side tent and there were four times the amount of people that could safely fit in the space. We were PACKED in, it was sweltering and horrid. Torturously, she showed up an hour and a half late. Rather than apologize for the delay, the first thing she did was mock the…

Tyler is a Real American so I’m sure he’ll get to keep his job after Gawker is renamed Hulkster.com. He might have to blog in a yellow leotard and headband, but whatever.

“The exercise will last five weeks.”

You think Cookie Monster would be any worse than Paul Ryan or John Bohener? He’d certainly cry less.

Speaking as a Hillary supporter: good. Any increase in access to voting rights is a thing to strive for.

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger cause she’s still messing with that broke *****.

People can have whatever opinion of the Kardashians as they want - I really don’t care either way about them - but that is one incredibly savvy family.
Kim K really needs to teach Liz Lemon how to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money.

It is important to understand that people who do horrible things aren’t monsters. They are humans who made horrible choices. I think calling them Monsters takes away their agency and their responsibility for making those choices.

Really?

I LOVE HER

As a fellow pregnant-American, I get it. I burst into tears yesterday when I burned a grilled cheese sandwich. Food is non-negotiable.

Hell hath no fury like a pregnant lady in view of Girl Scout cookies. “GET MOMMA THOSE THIN MINTS!!! NOW!!!”

My question is, is Chrissy Teigen literally pushing John Legend down the row to give that girl scout a cool $100?

As much as it’s even possible for a person to die of vicarious embarrassment, I just did.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

I assumed that the silence was because she is so irrelevant that 90% of the crowd probably didn’t get the joke? You have to know that she’s been saying dumb shit to even get that he’s trolling. Somehow I don’t think most of the people in that room keep up with what Dionne is saying on Fox News.

Everything here this week has been SATC and I love it.