Yeah, but why should they? They were put on the show as babies, they had no say in the matter.

Yeah I imagine the Olsen Twins casually seeing this, smirking, and then lighting cigarettes as they hob nob with the French elite or whatever.

If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

This is why pets should be banned from airplanes. Service animals aside, your pooch doesn't trump my right to breathe.

Welcome to the world of Millenials, who swear that they have the right to spit on people who lean their seat back. You expect better from them when they’re inconvenienced by someone’s medical emergency?

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

There is no such thing as a soulmate, no person who ‘fits’ with you completely. People have flaws, and people change. The partner whose qualities you love now may evolve overtime, as we all do. The You in twenty years will be far different than the You today, and who’s to say that the relationship won’t sour as a…

I have often said, when the time comes for my pets and others’ to leave us, that the only consolation is that life gets so much easier. It doesn’t make us miss them less, or have loved them less. I understand the relief. They enrich our lives while they’re with us, and they free us when they leave us. It’s possible to…

Yeah, that sentence is epically, EPICALLY bad.

That article is the peak of privilege. It starts out with how a man wants to be a pro football player, he works towards it but then doesn’t get to his goal. Which apparently is reason enough for turning into a serial rapist? Are you fucking kidding me? How many men and women have pursued dreams of being a professional…

“...without the potential of an NFL career to suppress his behavior, Holtzclaw seemingly became a completely different person.”

I feel like this would be his reaction upon seeing this tattoo.

Spanx for negroes you say?

I love that they’re calling her a “body activist” instead of a hot model who’s just not anorexic. Apparently all you need to be a body activist is to have your chest weigh as much as most models. So brave...

Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

He said he was in debt, not broke. I’d imagine most of us are in some form of debt or another.