And the LA party rock. Diamond Joe is all about Van Halen and the Crue. 

“whatever he is in Jack Reacher”

Guy who stands on his tip tops to reach for things because he was a full foot shorter than the character in the book.

“the production that decided to shoot a scene on active train tracks”

Gregg Allman Sings The Blues

GNR was always a little too angry for Diamond Joe. He digs the songs when he hears them, but doesn’t need to buy a shirt. He likes the good time music.  He’s got that whole drawer full of 38 Special shirts that his wife only lets him wear on Saturday mornings.

They had this one song called 10th Ave Freeze Out that’s pretty good, but it still seems like a waste of that actor’s innate toupee talent.

I’m really more of a chubby gamma male with medium high T. 

Ryan Adams. A well known singer/songwriter/sex pest. A few dozen commenters here repeated the same joke about confusing him with Bryan Adams when the sex pest stuff came to light last year. 

How come no one is making jokes about confusing him with Ryan Adams? Is this guy with a hit song from the Robin Hood soundtrack above such punnery?

I’ve been pro Gordon Ramsay: Family Man since he made his kids raise and then eat a different kind of animal for every series of The F Word. 

Supes always was a bootlicker. 

I’m actually a fern. 

Weirdly enough, upper-class white people domestic violence is still mostly about hitting, choking, and gaslighting.

I was not expecting this interaction to end in such a wholesome manner. 

Nope. I’m a rich asshole who is tired of trying to get all of these STEM douches off my jock. 

Bless. 

Is he still alive? You should ask him. 

Any list of Hughes assholes without that fucking baby from Baby’s Day Out in the top five is a fraudulent list. He set Joe Mantegna’s penis on fire and then laughed. 

“He’s married to AVC-alumn Amelie Gillette”

I didn’t know that. Good for them. 

I usually decry clickbait headlines, but there’s no way I wasn’t clicking on that headline.

One of them found an esoteric manual for developing superhuman healing abilities by huffing each other’s farts and we’re all here to witness the fallout.