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Boy am I glad I didn’t get on the Grimes wagon when she was cool with the Pitchfork set in 2013. I avoided a lot of regret.

Sympathy! I just moved out of a place where the landlord claimed the number was 3316 1/2, but the USPS (though not our actual mail carrier), banks, and Grubhub said that was bullshit. That got complicated

I’m always down for a Nixon joke.

That’s a pretty great use of a Growing Pains reference. 

I don’t think that’s either of their schtick. 

That’s okay. There could be two shows about cars. Or none. I think either would be fine. 

I’d rather he did a show about the cars. If the stand up comedy podcast/TV boom of the last 15 years has taught me anything, it’s that I didn’t actually need to learn more about the internal lives of comedians. Do an episode about why air cooled engines are interesting. 

That’s the episode that made me stop watching. Mulaney said something about his wife being a lot better informed on the topic and Seinfeld dismissed it with, “Oh all wives think they know better,” and Mulaney meekly asserts, “No she actually does” and audibly bites his tongue because his damn wife has a successful

I hope it doesn’t come as a shock for her to learn that divorce lawyers (unlike horn players) can’t be paid in hugs after the set. 

Has anyone noticed that 50 might not know the difference between Chairman Mao and Kim Jong Un? 

That’s fair. When Roy Wood Jr grows up, he’s going to look like either 50 Pence or Isiah Whitlock Jr. 

I don’t really like his comedy anymore either. He seems fine for someone who’s almost 70 (the number of old men with whom I’d like to hang out is pretty small), but the more I hear from him, the more I get the impression that he hasn’t seriously engaged any culture since before his show. That’s not great, but it’s not

50 Pence looks like Roy Wood Jr

It bothered me more than it should have that Chris was singing in tune with everyone else at the end. That’s not canon! 

STEM douches love to hero worship rich assholes. 

In my experience, that point is about thirty seconds before it goes off.

This is a really well written review. 

Someone needs to start arming Apatow’s editors. This shit is ridiculous. 

They were married in the 90s too. I think he just likes speakers.


My wife and I closed on a condo the day before Illinois’s shelter at home order and then she got furloughed in the first week of April. We still like each other so far. That seems like a good sign.