and Saul will be Jimmy and Marie will be whatever her name was on that Michael J Fox show and it’ll still kind of make sense. 

I was thinking small town law firm. 

I remember seeing the accident. It was gnarly. 

I think you’re right. It’s when he was trying to backflip a dirt bike. 

Y’all this shit is easy to look up instead of making claims. Knoxville has three kids. One was born after the show and two movies (and a non-Jackass accident in which a motorcycle tore his damn urethra) and the third was born after the third movie. Some genitals are apparently very resilient.

He has three children. Surprisingly two of them were apparently conceived after a motorcycle tore his urethra. 

It actually did eventually sway me once I saw enough random praise from other outlets that I thought, “I’m starting to think this isn’t the Paul Giamatti billionaire show.”

I didn’t start watching Succession until the end of the second season because I mistakenly thought it was this show. That is all I have to say about Billions.

It’s on the TV and everything.

Or did you mean it more like, “I thought it was a procedural drama! We’re supposed to laugh?” 

I had the same false memory a couple years ago. I swear I remember hearing about it and thinking, “First John Spencer and now him. That’s so sad.” and then later tried to verify when he died and realized my mistake. I also briefly thought Timothy Busfield had passed, but that was because I confused him and the late…

I rewatched recently as well and C.J. Cregg remains excellent.

I thought people’s love for the Jackal sequence was ironic. Folks actually like it?

How could you say that when Young Sheldon is about to start production on its 4th season?

“Hulu plus Peecock is ~$11/month. Or you could plunk down $50 a year for a VPN and torrent the hell out of all this stuff without having to worry about which app works with which device, commercials, content being dropped from one service to another, etc.”

Avengers Endgame is currently the highest grossing, but the top three are all long-ass movies. Avatar was a very slow 2hr40m and Titanic was over 3. 

Consumers Don’t Think TV and Movies Are Too Long. Millions of People Watched a 10 Hour Documentary About The Bulls Last Year. The Most Popular Movie Ever is 3 Hours Long.

This is a little shorter but still probably not succinct enough for a tombstone.

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Put that shit in a password protected folder in a cloud storage app that you only use for private pics. Use two factor authentication. Share them when you want to share them and delete the local copy. It’s just as easy to attach images from Dropbox as it is your photo reel, but there aren’t dozens of apps on your…

We well know it can’t be Coach. 

The man is a product of Oklahoma, but I’m realizing you may have just said that to rile up Texans in which case you should continue.