Easy to say with a one-and-done son on the way out the door.

I am young.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

Essentially the same thing. It’s throwback for zero reason, like keeping women and black people out of your golf club.

Seriously LPGA (and I assue PGA, because I remember something similar happening on the mens’ side not too long ago), this is on you. Spectators are not officials. Hell, the broadcasters are not officials. Viewers at home are not officials. If this were a flagrant and deliberate flaunting of the rules, someone in…

HELLO THERE FELLOW YOUTH HOW ABOUT THAT MUSICAL PERFORMANCE ARTIST WE ARE ALL ENJOYING LATELY? ISN’T SLANG THE BEST? SPORTS LIKE GOLF ARE FOR THE ELDERLY WHO NEED TO BE PUT INTO INFIRNMENT CAMPS AT BEST OR ROUNDED UP VIA BULLDOZER AND DRIVEN TO EITHER ONE OF THE COASTS (DEPENDING ON LOCATION) AND THEN PUSHED INTO THE…

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

Mitsubishi

McDonald’s pays a decent wage for the work being performed. I worked there as a teen and was treated well, and learned a lot about the responsibilities of being employed. I didn’t earn much money ($4.25/hr back then), but I consider it to have been paid training.

HEY GUYS THE SNAKE USES KINJA!!

You know who can’t enjoy theater jungle gyms? Harambe.

I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

“If Charles thought like me, maybe he’d win a championship.” - Man who lists “played in World League of American Football” as best accomplishment.

Imitation krab is delicious is various dips that combine it with cream cheese/avocado/etc.

Chunks of lox in your omelet. Do it.

OMG WE’RE GETTING 5 ON 4 BASKETBALL IN SACTOWN!!!!

This guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

The only person who was in a position to close the passing lane was #9. The trailing player was too far behind.

God I hate the new UAB court, with the dragon in stained wood. What happened to the good old days, when you could have a straight-up dragon mid court??

but, playing 4-on-5, they actually outscored UAB 20-16 over the final 6:04.