Many paraplegics are lying.

“Hey, did you come across a disabled woman out there?”

I just talked with her good friend and publicist John Baron and he said she did a beautiful, beautiful job and completed the trail big league, saving several small, fluffy animals from a forest fire in the process.

Hockey has had 8 foot sheets of glass 4 feet above the playing surface for like 70 years.

“Safety nets are for losers.” - Sens. Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

WHERE’S YOUR PROOF???? WHERE’S THE EVIDENCE??? FRANKLIN GIVES A GOOD REASON FOR CALLING THE TIMEOUT, BUT CROOKED ESPN NEVER REPORTS THAT BECAUSE THEY’RE OUT TO SMEAR A GOOD MAN’S NAME! DON’T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY PENN STATE STUDENTS RAISE FOR CHARITY??? HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU RAISE FOR CHARITY???? NOBODY CARES…

That’s childish and below the belt.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

Has anyone ever won a Pulitzer for sports blogging before?

I take GREAT EXCEPTION with Redick’s rankings of 156 and 157 in your list, he is AT LEAST a top 117 player in the league and it’s clear that you DO NOT watch basketball and are, in fact, a fraud and a charlatan.

You should have been the guest idiot speaker at the IDIOT CONVENTION.

I mean, think about it - when was the last time a female student was kicked off her school’s football team for commiting rape?

Sucks when someone fucks you non-consensually, doesn’t it?

You know what guys? We should make up a bunch of signs and go and picket Floyd’s house. It would frustrate and confuse the shit out of him.

“Man, she had a fat ass. You see her ass? I had to squeeze her ass. I had to grab that fat ass.”

So when a custody fight hits the 8 year mark, is it safe to assume that the “adults” care only about hurting each other and give zero fucks about the best interests of the child?

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Well if you have a ‘Merican car like that Camaro, then it should smell like ‘Merica too!