HELL YES!

So it definitely wasn’t funny “ha ha”.

They could but they’d have to pixelate the shit out of it later.

Dammit Konami, why do you even pretend to be a gaming company anymore? Just call yourself a pachinko company and quit violating the corpses of once-great game franchises with this constant stream of beep-boop gambling nonsense.

Hear hear. FFXII was a truly innovative game, and it was incredibly fun to play.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t chuckle at the lone axle bounding after the trailer like a confused puppy.

There’s always the chance the batteries could explode. Keep hope alive!

Horribly sprained ankles ahoy!

You jest, but knowing the internet, as soon as 2020 rolls around and Tubman’s face is on the $20, you’re going to see YouTube videos of dumb racists lighting them on fire or wiping their butts with the bills.

I’ve never played the game before. If you got a player with a makeup yout didn’t like, couldn’t you just manually delete your save files? Or nuke the game and reinstall it?

This book brings a certain eel-filled hovercraft sketch to mind. I must have it!

I love the one at the end that tries to pick up its compatriot, only to drop it like a load of bricks. "I'm helping!" *THUD*

I know, right? If anything it is more appropriate.

Penny Farthing 4 lyfe bitchezzz!

They’re as sexy and energetic as Viagra will allow.

It’s all fun and games until your organs start to fail one by one from dehydration and malnutrition.

“Another doctor suggested a hard plastic cup I would wear overnight that temporarily reshaped my...”

Something something witness something broken in half.

Oh wow, someone modded the “muh-sojiny” girl into a game.

“Wheeeeee!"