I’m just glad Univision bought you jokers.

Producing covers is a hell of a lot easier than producing original songs.

Here’s an idea: Municipal garbage dump. Or biohazardous human waste storage area.

Brutal! And to a degree, expected, since olympians are pushing their bodies to their absolute limits.

What if my dream car is an ‘81 Yugo with a 400 hp big block V8 dropped inside?

Even my dry, shriveled, cynical husk of a heart grew 3 sizes today because of this article.

FUCK YES. Those things are still so damn good.

Donald would sell the shit out of it, but Hill is a close 2nd. They’re both so good at being twisted salespeople for their personal #Brands that it would be a close competition.

How cute, a religious leader who wants someone else to change because they got “offended".

STAB WEED ERRYDAY

Here’s the thing about the Grand Canyon: it’s a big fucking hole.

Geh... how appetizing.

Kitty!!!

Having lived there for 10 years as a kid, I can say without the slightest hesitation: just take ol’ sparky for a lightning ride.

Oh wow, it’s like the automotive equivalent of a half-dead opossum.

“I think we’re parked, man..."

“...And you’re all coming with me! [SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY]"

Lol, this is why Gawker is bankrupt.

Whitewashing aside, the one thing that is guaranteed to make me stay away from this movie is if it gets a PG-13 rating.

Nah, it’d be a waste of a good warhead.