Remember back in the day when there was no such thing as DLC, because the “D” part didn’t exist? When an expansion pack came out and the first thing people thought wasn’t “Christ, they cut this from the game just before launch, didn’t they...” but rather “HOLY SHIT, THERE’S MORE?!”

You’re right. Storing eggs in drones is a terrible idea.

Looks like he’s holding some sort of abyssal crustacean.

Maybe it’s buried somewhere in all the non-featured replies, but the thing that worries me the most about this is the fact that -if Russia actually goes through with this- it will be the first time in a loooong time that Russia will have conducted a live nuclear test.

Thank you! I am so tired of hearing commenters say that ground fighting will be “playing right into ISIS’ hands”, as if the civilized world bombing the living shit out of them hasn’t already been shoehorned into their sick apocalyptic narrative. You should always understand your enemy, but never allow them to dictate…

You... do know that automatic assault rifles are legal already, right? You have to get a special license but you can own one without going to jail.

Yeah. Remember 5 years ago when everyone in the games industry was crowing about how consoles were dead and mobile gaming was the future? Well, turns out that the future is full of games which act like barely-legal versions of Las Vegas slot machines.

Wow, you actually used the phrase “Super Bowl” in the article headline. How many C&D letters from NFL lawyers has Gawker had to dodge in the last few days?

The US needs to start putting serious pressure on China to get this crazy bastard in line.

“Right from your wallet.”

Turok big head mode 4 lyfe! So glad to see modern games embracing this 90s standby.

I always enjoyed the flamethrower from Turok 2, if only out of pure nostalgia because it was the first time I’d used one in a video game and it looked pretty cool at the time despite being questionably effective.

Ronsul’s ennui is delightfully palpable.

That title gif is what I imagine a Sasquatch on a roller-coaster looks like.

“...possibly thousands of Iraqis were killed during the coalition onslaught.”

Yup. People are easily-distracted, intoxicatable, prone-to-dozing-off, seizure and heart-attack afflicted primates who would sooner make sure that tweet about their dinner gets out to the world as pay attention to the road around them. I heartily embrace robocars for the commuting masses.

“But I’m going to go a step further in defending GM’s lack of airbags. Not because I’m a monster (though who isn’t these days???????)“

I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

According to GTA I just need to lightly impact enough shrubberies and my vehicle will erupt in a giant fireball in no time.

These look so much like old-fashioned doorbell buzzers, and now I can’t un-see it.