I like the pseudo-Bone up in the corner. Most people forget that it can carry way more bombs than the B-52, and at a much higher speed. It would certainly have been a formidible opponent to face in its original nuclear bomber role, spitting out B83s and B61s and leaving a trail of glassed targets in its wake.

Problematic Meat Backlog would make a great band name.

Oh hey! Another Macross series that will never see the light of day in the US because Harmony Gold is run by dicks.

Remember when companies put their addresses on ads? Since they had to, because the internet didn’t exist yet. Nowadays you’re lucky if you get a corporate PR Twitter handle.

It’s Pepto Bismol in vehicle form.

CGI seems like the wrong medium to use for Berserk. It’s too clean. The world of Berserk was well-defined but had a more rough-hewn quality to it. Animation in the style of Attack on Titan or One-Punch Man would suit this much better.

It’s the long-lost cousin of Coily the Spring Sprite!

BAYO NEE-CHAN!

Tyler, does the US have anything comparable to the S-400, and if not, why? Seems like a useful battlespace tool.

That would have increased the build time by at least 9 months.

Can any Jalops here identify the silver car that the bridge pulled down toward the end of the clip?

The great thing about the PC version (and maybe the console versions, I dunno how they handle mods) is that this kind of thing will inevitably be fixed a couple months down the road.

To be fair we actually meant to hit the hospital, so in that sense we were pretty precise.

Heh heh. Snatch strap.

[Entire Ubisoft Team]: “Wait a second... you can just choose... NOT to run a franchise into the ground?”

You don’t understand all the pandering because you’re coming at the issue logically instead of emotionally, and thus you realize when an argument makes no sense.

I love all the “WHARRRGARBLE NINTENDO NOT FEMINIST RAWWGGHH” reactions that Kotaku is posting here. Mainly because they are grossly overblown and hilariously needy-sounding.

Dear Sony,

You’re correct, but Steam also doesn’t distinguish between actual gameplay and, say, forgetting you left a game on overnight. Not saying the reviewer didn’t get in a good old-fashioned simulated molesting or two before they quit...

One of the first video games I ever owned was “Snoopy’s Magic Show” for my 1st-Gen monochrome-green-screened Game Boy brick. From what I remember, it was essentially a puzzle game with the Peanuts name tacked into it. Gameplay was something about bouncing magic balls around to earn points. Not that great, but it was a…