“What could possibly go wrong?”

Correction: Ronda Rousey is still amazing.

To this day, whenever I see some goober sticking their feet out a car window, all I can think about is that one scene from the movie Death Proof.

That, or it’s the world’s most awkward o-face.

There’s a HamNo article from earlier this year (after the Charlie Hebdo attacks) trending right now that can be summed up as “Keep a stiff upper lip and take it, old bean. Those ISIS chaps are just common criminals. We have the moral high ground, so clearly we’ve already won.” Well, France basically did just that, and…

The great thing about that last pic is that it is actually from a French nuclear test. Folks tend to forget that they’re the 3rd largest nuclear power on Earth.

I feel like Nintendo missed an opportunity by choosing Cloud over Tifa. She’s the only one in the group who actually has hand-to-hand combat skills!

ISIS needs to be eradicated. Full stop. Send a coalition of half a million ground troops into Syria and sweep the entire country from north to south. Burn everything and everyone offering the slightest hint of ISIS support to ashes. Level their strongholds. Obliterate their barbaric ground forces. Bring them to their…

Likely an ALCM rotary launch rack. Nothing says “Hi there China! Don’t fuck around with international airspace and shipping lanes” like a bunch of nuclear cruise missiles.

Thank you! Just slapping some copper and gears on something does not make a good homage.

It’s the AWESOME thing to do.

Don’t be too afraid of exploding meteors (but don’t stand next to any windows and gawk at the pretty lights - the potential shockwave could give you a nasty case of glass-face).

Fun fact: if you fall asleep like this you will wake up with your face covered in used bong water and beer suds.

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Holy hell, this is Metal as shit.

No, Kinect got sidelined because gamers clearly and loudly said they didn’t want it. A company exists to make money. Microsoft, to their credit, actually listened to folks who said they didn’t want to pay an extra $100 for something that they did not want to use in the first place.

Good. Better to actually finish working on the game than pull a Destiny and release on a certain date regardless of how the finished product turns out.

There can never be too many Stapler Fahrer Klaus posts. That video is pure comedy gold, and is somehow actually instructive at the same time. Brilliant!

Drag a decommissioned MGM-52 Lance missile out of storage, strap one of the ornery critters the front, and stand back!

To be fair, hitcherbot was a pile of crap with a smartphone strapped to it. It doesn’t even meet the basic definition of a robot because it was completely and totally incapable of doing what it was designed to do (hitchhike) without human assistance for 100% of its functions. At least other robots can weld cars or…