Yeah, I'd give it a 4.5 out of 10. Short and to the point, but definitely lost it at "roll coal".
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Nobody has ever, EVER, been this happy to stand outside in the pouring rain next to their car.
Reverse: I remember riding around in my grandparents' early-80s land boat Oldsmobile Cutlass sedan when I was a kid. It had a glossy gunmetal gray paint job, maroon velour seats, and super-floaty suspension. I can't say I miss it, even from a nostalgia angle.
The crumple zone is your sternum.
Wow, never thought I'd see a vehicle that makes a Shriner car look like a luxury item!
Nobody says "Jraphics", so why the heck would anyone say "Jif" unless they were talking about peanut butter?
I'll take a developer being upfront about delays resulting from extra QA any day over other games that get shoved out the door as quickly as possible to meet a quarterly earnings deadline set by shareholders who will probably never touch the game itself. Ubisoft, I'm looking at you here and your AC gibbering madness…
I'm not the featured AE, but I always split the difference and go with "it's not rocket surgery."
Five Nights at Monokuma's.
Even anime characters love vespas!
Samus Aran in: 2 Blasters, 1 Suit.
Holy crap, there was a version that launched nuclear mines? That's... bloody terrifying. Was the Polyus ever de-orbited, or is it still up there with a nuclear payload?
"The V-12 was never put into series production because its intended mission, to deploy ballistic missiles around the vastness of the Russian countryside, was not a priority by the time the design was mature."
Imagine being the driver of that Camry. Just puttering along the streets of SF, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere and completely out of your field of vision, WHAM. The car's back caves in and, after you finish soiling yourself, you go outside to find a horribly mangled dude on top. Yikes.
I honestly think at this point that developers should start charging more for AAA games. I am tired of them trying to make up the cost of production with lame in-game microtransactions and day-1 DLC. I'd rather pay $80 and be guaranteed to get a game that went through proper playtesting and QA, instead of $60 for a…
"By the way, you will notice that the can has two percentages on it: 9% ABV and 2.5%... something else. What is it? What is the other 2.5%? Is it cyanide? Cancer dye? Uranium? I gotta know."
What type of plane are these guns mounted in?
No shitty numbers made of recycled catheter plastic and slapped on by some drunk robot all at once for Maybach buyers!