"...at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs."

Oh wow, those things are dead sexy arctic badass machines! Now I really want one, even though I live in Atlanta, where the average snowfall is somewhere between "slim" and "none". At least I wouldn't have to worry if something like this happened again:

Speed: Mach 9.6 (~7,000 MPH)

Premium Salami

I think those truck-mounted rocket launchers were GRAD systems. North Korea uses those in their military, and they can regularly be seen firing en masse in the propaganda videos that they put out.

If anyone can support and improve on the current oligarchical system that runs most of the world, it's probably Wario. Little bastard loves cash.

Although to be perfectly frank, you can google "[anything] porn" nowdays and come up with reams upon reams of rule 34 for essentially everything.

As an aside, I just saw A Fish Called Wanda for the first time a week ago. I didn't know a thing about the movie going into it, but I was pretty disappointed. I thought a movie with John Cleese, Michael Palin, Kevin Kline, and a young Jamie Lee Curtis was going to be pretty funny. It was mostly just boring.

I predict that nose-strap beards will become the new hipster trend in short order. The aggressive plastic surgery needed to graft one's nose to one's forehead, not so much.

Mmmm.... evil ham...

"But Billy, Mama said our new moon rover would get us to the lake in half the time! "

Ia! Ia! Cthulu f'taghn!

I've never imported a game before. I think I know where I'm starting, though.

The last games I got 100% in were Half-Life 2: Episode 2, and Just Cause 2. That last one took a looooong time to do, especially since I tried to use the internet as little as possible for solutions.

I had to try so. damn. hard. to stifle my idiot giggling during the CoD mech segment. Freaking priceless stuff, right there.

One of my relatives rolled her car after driving drunk. She attributes her safety to a higher power. I attribute it to luck, seatbelts, and airbags designed by some very smart engineers. The bottom line is that she didn't die and had no long-term injuries, but very easily could have killed herself or someone else.…

D'awww! She's so adorably awesome and spunky. The little "blowing her hair out of her face" bit she does is killing me dead from the cute!

This indicates the driver has a totally ripped six-pack.

Dirty Pair! I love anime from the 80s and 90s because the Japanese economy was booming, and they could get away with producing some completely awesome and sometimes completely whackadoodle stuff. I also really love the art style of that time. The facial expressions, the goofy gag moments, so much win!