So they were alpinned to the mountain?

That’s the ‘right’ way to bribe your kid into college. Even the guy who did the scam with the celebrities admitted to it

Is it ironic that the police ended up taking his photo anyway?

speaking as a white dude, i feel entitled. (not to an explanation necessarily, i just want to make it clear i feel entitled.)

Until he changes his name to Poorbum Conspicuous, yeah. 

That’s why I only eat standing up 

How am I supposed to befriend Jacob Wohl? His own eyes look like they don’t get along and decided they needed some space.

Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

I was just glassin’ through these comments and you get a star strictly for your screen name.

Maybe it’s because he never raped or got anyone killed for gambling debts?

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

*looks left, appreciating lightning in a bottle*

It’s great when band names lend themselves to adjustment when they break up. Quadratonix. Fourth Harmony. Two Directions. The White Stripe. Journeys.

My excuse for everything from now on:

I’m sure its just a weird effect from the camera angle, but does anyone else think it looks like he doesn’t touch third?

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

He’s very good at collegiate and professional basketball,

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

She should Sioux!