“It’s frustrating, if unsurprising, to see that nobody in a position of authority in the NFL could properly deal with an employee who displayed a pattern of inappropriate and sexually threatening behavior.”

As soon as he learned how to turn his feet 180 degrees, he started acting kind of uppity.

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula on eggs, frank’s wing sauce, etc.), but Sriracha is the best. It’s thicker, spicier, made from peppers and not just a vinegar/salt mix like a lot of others. If I could only have one hot sauce, this would…

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula…

I will bet my life that “caviar avacado toast” comes up as a Republican talking point in dozens of heated midterm races now. Thanks a lot, Drew.

I thought that thing was for getting Josh Beckett’s pizza rolls out of the toaster in the clubhouse.

College track practice (I was a thrower). Horsing around before a session of plyos- I went to do a box jump with a shirt covering my face, smashed the top of my foot into the box. Probably suffered a minor fracture- tried to walk it off and play it cool. I couldn’t get through practice, so talked to the trainers and…

Did all that Foodspin writing ruin cooking for you? I didn’t see foodstuff products in there. That would be sad!

This is the best headline.

This is the best headline.

As much as I love having a clean space, I can rarely convince myself that I should enjoy that instead of spitefully leaving the mess for my wife, who created the fucking disaster in the first place and then walked away from it.

This is spot on- the current location is accessible, has adequate capacity, ample parking, and if we’re being honest, the Olde North/SoHud communities are actually coming along nicely and mesh with the majority of the young fanbase. On top of being irresponsible, moving downtown would abandon all the positives of the…

Wow, with this guy a lot can happen in just a few short seconds.

Wow, “pick up your Lego” and “would you like a bread?” in the same week. This civilization is so fucked.

Nantz: “Let’s throw it down to Tracy.”

Hey Patrick-

I started noticing that occasionally there would be a dramatic change in the toilet paper roll. My household consists of my wife, a diaper-wearing toddler, and me, so it’s real noticeable when we get to a new roll. I realized that every time my mother-in-law would visit, we’d go through at least a whole roll of…

Other than Deadspin, what’s the worst job you’ve ever had and why?

What’s it like going from having one kid to two? Just found out we are having a second one (first is two, will be almost three when the baby gets here).

Anyone think we’ll get through a full term with the Donald as president?

For the discerning beer drinker who always wanted to turn his Keystone Light into a Coors Light.

For the discerning beer drinker who always wanted to turn his Keystone Light into a Coors Light.

A good friend of mine worked at a high-end women’s boutique in the Midwest, and one day the owner called the store and said “I need you to stay late. Kate Hudson is coming in and I’m on my way.” Kate was in town for something Lance Armstrong-related and had to get dressed up for it. She spent a good two hours trying…