My toddler is about to move out of his high chair to eat at the table. I wonder if I can get Lupica’s booster seat from ESPN?

Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

A hundred bucks for a device that pours beer? Fucking hipsters!

A hundred bucks for a device that pours beer? Fucking hipsters!

Or I could get like 100 beers

Or I could get like 100 beers

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

I’ll give you a high five on that one

I’m just glad the Seahawks somehow came up in this conversation.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

Rocky HIV

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

He just wanted to ask him how he got his team to take him back after an ugly domestic abuse incident.

That was Jolie for chrissakes.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

Richard Pitino is one to talk! He did sex on a restaurant floor with a woman who wore big hats. The only difference is, he was mature enough not to put it on a Vine for the world to see. GO BADGERS!

I heard a special report on this was going to be broadcast on local news radio but Rogan sabotaged the equipment

Despicable. The only thing that should have been laid out flat on its side was the phone they used to film the workout.