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Kickboxing children? What year is it? Did I fall asleep for 3 years and wake up mid-Trump Presidency?

This is kind of disappointing. I thought Zefron* was going to be saying he used to Google himself to find out what he did the night before. Doesn’t anybody party like they’re in Spinal Tap anymore?!?

Kim and I have that in common.

Isn’t she sleeping with Justin Beiber? That's the rumors at least.

Or we can accept what the rest of the world does about appropriation: Not giving a shit as long as we’re not being disrespectful about it.

Literally, the WORST people go to these things. The WORST.

26. A cool way to dance is by moving your feet really fast like little kicks.

Agreed. If you sign onto a religious institution for your schooling, well, this happens. I went to Catholic school, and I can't complain, for example, that they never explained contraceptives.

I try to tell this to my students all the time while still being sensitive to the fact that for them, high school IS their whole world. I pretty much forgot about high school about two months into college, lol.

Hey, Bishop McDevitt H.S.:

She’s going to cherish her memory of being on the show and high school will fade away for her like it does for everyone else.

Long-time member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee here! Discovering bralettes and embracing my tiny titties was a revelation for me. I spent so much time and money trying to make my boobs look bigger with padding, pushup, what-have-you, and now I feel so freeeeeee.

I love bralettes because I am a 34aa and it is damn hard to find a bra in my size. Plus, I hate wearing bras and used to never do it, but I feel like I should have something on in my professional life, because otherwise I do look like a straight up hippie.

Oh, Kimmay...

Damn, that’s a hell of a dress.

I rarely talk here about the things I’ve survived and I don’t particularly want to start, but you know what really saved my life, and this is the most terrible thing ever, is the death of my mother.

Things always seem bad on a downswing and probably looks worse than it really is. My advice is to be kind to yourself and look at your situation like a friend came with the same scenario and how you would advise them.

Oh Jezzies.