RIGHT??!

I love them! Granted, I do a pinker/mauve “nude,” because I am extra corpse white, but I love the look.

Oh Jezzies.

You're so sweet! Thank you, and I'm happy for you, too! We met about six weeks ago on Tinder. Really! How did you meet your sweet dork? ;)

I'll gush! I'm dating for the first time in years and met a guy I'm really into—and I'm scared shitless. But I'm really into him. He's smart and funny and sexy and so nice to me. I feel like I'm 15 and it's so fucking weird I can't even tell you. The end.

My bed is all kinds of fucked up. I sleep on a futon with a duvet under me and a top sheet and four blankets above me. Who cares.

I lol’ed at this. My British boyfriend was the dirtiest man on earth and I assume yours was as well.

My situation is very similar to yours re divorce and age, and I've just started dating a guy I met on Tinder. Like yours, he behaves (so far) like a man. I am also trying to keep my expectations low, but damn it if he's not making it hard. He seems really nice. Who knows what will come of it, but I have a good…

Drinking beer?

Rock on, lady. I'm 35 and I still remember those kinds of comments from way back. I remember the things that I should have told my parents about but kept to myself, even at 6, because even though I hadn't done anything wrong, I felt ashamed. I remember the first and last names of the boy who mocked my small breasts in…

Are you really getting LA emigres? I live in LA and hate it, yet I would never move to Atlanta.

Yeah, sure. But a school like this one offers special programs and all kinds of state-of-art facilities. That doesn't cost 10-15k per kid. That doesn't cost 25k per kid.

Still makes me cry. What a sweet sweet voice.

A lot of it goes to financial assistance.

That's true of many schools but, fwiw, not the Center.

Well, dogs aren't carnivores, fwiw. Cats are.

I used to think he was pretty hot, tbh.

I lol’ed.

I think sandals that cover the top of the foot have been called slave sandals since the 60s at least.

There are moments in the transcript that brought tears to my eyes. Smart women forever make me proud.