Just wait until you’re 40, HAHAHAHA!!! Die now

I’m 31 now, and I remember having a conversation with a college friend when we were both 25. She was like, “do you remember being a kid and thinking that 25 was SO OLD, and that you would DEFINITELY have all your shit together by then? Like, 100% solid career track, white picket fence house, dog, husband, etc.”

Except for men’s’ swimming. Yes, it is exciting to see who wins, but I would say 95% of the appeal is watching those boys come out of the water and adjust their suits.

Sore throat = death?

Lush has a cornstarch based product that smells awesome. It’s noy an aerosol and doesn’t contain talc.

Wait so like

You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

Caitlyn is the worst, so I would definitely pay to not hear her talk about how Trump is better for women than any Democrat if I had the money.

The TSA officers should honestly be jailed for battery. I would press fucking charges, along with suing the various agencies.

The mother said she tried to get to the TSA agents to tell them that her daughter didn’t understand what they were directing her to do, but the police restrained her from getting there. Of course!

It’s a good thing to remind the public of, but it’s the textbook definition of not the right time.

After 17 years of watching her poor daughter’s delicate head treated with kidd gloves through surgery, scans and chemo she had to watch TSA smash it into the ground?

It’s basically security theater atthis point.

The statement released by the TSA was incredibly fucking condescending and dismissive of their horrible actions.

They caused a head injury to a deaf, partially blind teenager with a brainstem tumor. GOOD JOB, ASSHOLES.

Sari Koshetz of TSA released a statement alluding to the incident: “Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

You mean Khloe Kardashian wore a lavender wig...

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

Heh, yeah.

Western, developed countries. Not sure what the big deal is.