Now hang on, the character is in prison. Should the judicial system of the land in which he resides not be allowed to play out fairly? What is Man without Law and Order? When the scales of Lady Justice are denied by an escape attempt, our very social order is in jeopardy.

The main character had a moral responsibility…

You should apply to Kotaku so they can have your pro-Nazi alternative facts represented.

Nevada is in, Colorado is in, Idaho, Utah and Montana are out.

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

No, dogs are just inadequate cats.

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

“I’ve never wasted a good egg.” -Philip Rivers

But is the Frogurt also cursed?

Ok but like... Alive 2017 was supposed to happen...

shit’ll be lit fam

this year’s techno lineup though...

Coachella hasn’t been cool in years for most of its existence. But this year’s techno lineup though...

I come at this as someone who leaned Marxist in my college days but who then discovered Ayn Rand and hold her ideas to be largely dead-on correct.

Nah.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Hats on dogs? Pic related

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I don’t really get this. The kids are selfish and spoiled and damaged. Part of their “damage” is the behavior of their at-the-time father who was struggling with his own issues and neglectful of the kids. Josh was continually raped by their babysitter when he was 13 and his family didn’t stop it. And now he’s a…